Top reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine.They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
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It feels nice when someone misses u, feels good when someone loves u. feels better when someone's with u. But it feels the best when someone never forgets u.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Collecting Sayings 3
Th e B es t Mo me nt s I n L ife e
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.
3. Enjoying a ride down the country side.
4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio.
5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.
6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel.
7. Passing your final exams with good grades.
8. Being part of an interesting conversation.
9. Finding some money in some old pants.
10. Laughing at yourself.
11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.
12. Laughing without a reason.
13. 'Accidentally' hearing someone say somthing good about you.
14. Watching the sunset.
15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life.
16. Receiving or giving your first kiss.
17. Feeling this movement in your body when seeing this 'special' someone.
18. Having a great time with your friends.
19. Seeing the one you love happy.
20. Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume.
21. Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great memories.
22. Hearing some telling you 'I LOVE YOU'
' True friends come in the good times when we tell them to, and come in the bad times.....without calling.'
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.
3. Enjoying a ride down the country side.
4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio.
5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.
6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel.
7. Passing your final exams with good grades.
8. Being part of an interesting conversation.
9. Finding some money in some old pants.
10. Laughing at yourself.
11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.
12. Laughing without a reason.
13. 'Accidentally' hearing someone say somthing good about you.
14. Watching the sunset.
15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life.
16. Receiving or giving your first kiss.
17. Feeling this movement in your body when seeing this 'special' someone.
18. Having a great time with your friends.
19. Seeing the one you love happy.
20. Wearing the shirt of a person you love and smelling his/her perfume.
21. Visiting an old friend of yours and remembering great memories.
22. Hearing some telling you 'I LOVE YOU'
' True friends come in the good times when we tell them to, and come in the bad times.....without calling.'
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Doing Quizes 2
quiz... try this...
Walking in the woods test
Here's a test just for fun:
Answer and then check your answers.
When you take this test don't think very hard, the first thing that Comes to mind is your answer. Have fun!!!!
Question 1<<<<<<<<<<>Pig Test
Do this, and don't cheat by reading the whole thing first. It's hysterical if you do it right!
Get a blank piece of paper, and draw a picture of a pig on it, just a basic drawing, don't spend all day on it.
YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU'VE DRAWN THE PICTURE.
NO CHEATING, REALLY - - IT SPOILS THE FUN
OK now to the interesting stuff ...
The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer. If the pig is drawn: Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic. Toward the middle, you are a realist. Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively. Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.) Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates. Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions. With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful. With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker. With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change. With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals. If there are more than 4 legs, you are stupid. A big snout means you are constantly aware of how people smell. You might wear lots of perfume or cologne yourself, or you might wish somebody nearby would wear deodorant. The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better. The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!! (And again more is better!) OK, who didn't draw a tail? ALSO - it has come to my attention that most guys draw their pig without ears while most gals draw theirs WITH ears. I wonder if the guys know that their pig's tails would be longer if their pigs had ears!
King and Queen Test
DO NOT GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE 'TIL YOU HAVE TRUTHFULLY ANSWERED ALL THESE QUESTIONS. WRITE THE ANSWERS ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND THEN SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM. IT'S FUN! DO IT!
1) Imagine yourself on board a boat that is sinking. You manage to swim to a life boat and climb in. How many people do you see in the life boat with you?
2) You row yourself to shore and see a vast desert before you. You collect some belongings and the supplies you'll need, and head out across the desert in search of salvation. How many pairs of shoes do you use?
3) After much hard travel, you climb a rise of dunes and happily see a city in the distance. You also notice not too far away, an oasis to the side of you. Do you stop and rest at the oasis for as long as you want, go there and rest for just a minute, or ignore it and keep heading onward towards the city?
4) Upon entering the city, you see a castle that intrigues you and decide to go to it. After passing the gates you find yourself walking down the length of a long corridor leading to the throne room. You enter, and see a King and a Queen sitting side by side on the throne. What do each the King and Queen look like? What characteristics do they seem to embody?
5) You leave and go down this spiral stairway. It's dark and shadowy, with torches lit intermittently along the along the walls. As you're walking down, a lady (if you are a man) or a knight (if you are a woman) from the court passes you by. You only catch a glimpse of their face, and they remind you of someone you know. Who did you see?
6) The stairs lead you to a banquet room and you see this long table with a golden goblet in the middle of the table. Looking inside the goblet, how full of wine is it?
CHECK BELOW FOR THE INTERPRETATIONS TO YOUR ANSWERS
1) The number of people you see in the life boat...reflects how many true friends you perceive you have.
2) The number of pairs of shoes you use...reflects how many true loves you'll have before getting married.
3) Whether you stop and rest at the oasis for as long as you want, go there and rest for just a minute, or ignore it and keep heading onward towards the city...reflects your personal work ethic.
4) What the King and Queen look like and characteristics they embody... reflects what you imagine your ideal mate to be.
5) The person that the lady or knight reminds you of...reflects the person you'll never get over for the rest of your life.
6) How full the goblet is...reflects how much of yourself you give in a relationship.
Corporate Personality Test
This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get a better insight concerning their employees and potential employees. It's only 10 simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers.
Ready?
Begin:
1. When do you feel your best?
(a) in the morning
(b) during the afternoon & early evening
(c) late at night
2. You usually walk...
(a) fairly fast, with long steps.
(b) fairly fast, with short, quick steps.
(c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face.
(d) less fast, head down.
(e) very slowly.
3. When talking to people you...
(a) stand with your arms folded?
(b) have your hands clasped?
(c) have one or both your hands on your hips?
(d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking?
(e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair?
4. When relaxing, you sit with...
(a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side.
(b) your legs crossed.
(c) your legs stretched out or straight.
(d) one leg curled under you.
5. When something really amuses you, you respond with...
(a) a big, appreciative laugh.
(b) a laugh, but not a loud one.
(c) a quiet chuckle.
(d) a sheepish smile.
6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
(a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you.
(b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know.
(c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed
7. You're working very hard ,concentrating hard, and you're interrupted. Do you..
(a) welcome the break?
(b) feel extremely irritated?
(c) vary between these two extremes?
8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
(a) red or orange
(b) black
(c) yellow or light blue
(d) green
(e) dark blue or purple
(f) white
(g) brown or gray
9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie...
(a) stretched out on your back.
(b) stretched out face down on your stomach.
(c) on your side, slightly curled.
(d) with your head on one arm.
(e) with your head under the covers.
10. You often dream that you are...
(a) falling.
(b) fighting or struggling.
(c) searching for something or somebody.
(d) flying or floating.
(e) you usually have dreamless sleep.
(f) your dreams are always pleasant.
Now, assign yourself points for each of your answers, and write down the total:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1
Now add up the total number of points you received for your answers.
OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care" You're seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.
51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.
41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest... Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.
21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if You ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.
UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive,someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.
Dalai Lamma Personality Test***
PERSONALITY TEST.
Very interesting. Just 3 questions and the answers will surprise you.... Do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely.
Do not cheat.
A Warning!
Answer the questions as you go along.. There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing you will not have honest results. Go down slowly and do each exercise as you scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end.
This is an honest questionnaire, which will tell you a lot about your true self..
Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference.
a. Cow
b. Tiger
c. Sheep
d. Horse
e. Pig
Write one word that describes each one of the following:
Dog
Cat
Rat
Coffee
Sea
Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you) that you can relate them to the following colors. (Please do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color.)
Yellow
Orange
Red
White
Green
Finished? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT. Look at the interpretations below:
This will define your priorities in your life.
Cow signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY
Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret SEX.
Your description of the Sea implies your own life.
Yellow: Someone you will never forget
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend.
Red: Someone that you really love
White: Your twin soul
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life.
Boat Test
A man (M) and a lady (L) who are very much in love, and devoted to one another are separated by a river with no way of getting across to the other side. On L's side of the river, there is a boatman (B) who is able to take her over to the other side of the river but refuses to do so unless she pays him a price of $20, twice his normal fare. L has no money. Another man (S) then tells L that he will giver her $20 if she sleeps with him. L agrees to do so and on receiving the $20, pays B who takes her over to the other side of the river. She is reunited with M and they are very happy together. However, a friend of M (F) finds out what L did with S and immediately tells M. On learning the news, M finds L and ends things with her, stating that he wants nothing more to do with her.
Your task is to rank these five people, M, L, B, S, and F, from best to worst. i.e. best person to worst person.
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
Don't read any further until you've finished the 1-5. If you do, you'll miss the whole point. When you do finish, scroll down and read on.
The order which you've ranked the five people is supposed to represent the importance that you place on different things in your life. 1 being the most important, and 5 being the least.
The letters stand for:
M-morality
S-sex
L-love
B-business
F-friends
Find your true color )))
Take this survey to find out what your true personality color is.
Which do you prefer?
a/blue
b/black
c/yellow
d/green
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a/beach
b/New York
c/Hawaii
d/Paris
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a/jeans
b/black jeans
c/shorts
d/khakis
*****
a/popular
b/rap
c/country
d/religous
*****
a/sandles
b/high-tops
c/flip-flops
d/tennis shoes
*****
Would you rather date someone who is:
a/tan and full with surprises
b/party animal
c/athletic and caring
d/romantic and considerate
*****
Food?
a/seafood
b/junkfood
c/Health food (salads, tofu, etc.)
d/Italian
*****
Movies?
a/comedy
b/adventure
c/anything...you like all movies
d/romantic
*****
Pets?
a/dog
b/snake
c/fish
d/cat
Okay, now that you have all your questions answered, calculate how many of each letter you have. Then find the letter you have most of and see what your true color is below:
A's: Your true color is GREEN. You are full with energy. You are an individualist and love to have fun. You are very caring and always have a big smile on your face.
B's: Your true color is BLACK. You are very daring. You love trouble. You are always eager to join the fun.
C's: Your true color is BLUE: You are full of excitement. You love to have big adventures. You are very talented and can easily make new friends.
D's: Your true color is YELLOW. You are slightly shy. You are a good listener and are very kind to others. You are also very romantic and have a great heart.
Personality Test
Take a pencil or pen and a piece of paper. Write down your answer...
1. What kind of chair do you prefer ?
A. Cloth covered
B. Leather covered
C. Wood
D. Cushioned
E. One with a built-in massager
2. Tomorrow is Sunday . What are you going to do ?
A. Stay home and take it easy
B. Go shopping
C. Do some sports
D. Go out for a walk
E. Stay in bed and catch up on my sleep
3. A box is lying in the road . What's inside ?
A. An abandoned kitten
B. Garbage
C. Treasure
D. A surprise !
E. Nothing
4. If you go to the zoo , what so you look at first ?
A. The panda , of course , it's the most popular
B. A less popular animal , because it won't be so crowded
C. The animal closest to the zoo entrance
D. Whatever's first on the recommended route and punctilious in your ways
E. The animal I like best
5. What kind of present would you buy for a very close friend ?
A. A handkerchief (Because your friend will be happy , no matter how many handkerchiefs he/she has already)
B. Something you like
C. Something your friend has been wanting
D. Something popular ( the " latest thing" )
E. Something hand-made or homemade
6. You want to cross a river , but there is no bridge in sight . What do you do ?
A. Swim across
B. Build a raft and ride it across
C. Search for a bridge
D. Search for a shallow spot to wade across
E. Wait until the river dries up
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now for the results.....
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make sure u've got ur ans ready!
1. What kind of chair do you prefer ?
Ans : You want your partner ( girlfriend/boyfriend ) to....
A. Be together with you always, no matter when or where
B. Be more open with you about himself/herself
C. Take more care of his/her dress and manner
D. Be a little bit more relaxed, calm and composed
E. Do more for you
The message behind the question : A chair is for sitting on . If you choose to sit on certain chair, you have no suspicions or distrust towards it. This is the same psychology present in our relationship with the people we like.In other words, the qualities you look for in a chair are similar to the qualities you look for in a partner. Sit down for a minute and give it some thought...
2. Tomorrow is Sunday. What are you going to do ?
Ans : With respect to money ....
A. You spend as little as possible.
B. You spend whatever you have.
C. You save for rainy day.
D. You spend carefully. Pennies saved turn into dollars.
E. You are probably a bit stingy.
The message behind the question : Sunday is a day you are free to use however you want. Having freedom to do whatever you want is like having money to spend however you want. Becoming good at managing your finances is an important step towards independence. What do you think of your money spending habits? A penny for your thoughts...
3. A box lying in the road. What's in side ?
Ans : You think good luck ....
A. Depends on maintaining good relationships with others.
B. Is something you won't attain. You expect only bad luck.
C. Will definitely be yours , someday....
D. Might come your way , but if it does , you'll be so surprised, you'll probably burst out laughing E. Doesn't exist. Reality is built on practicalities.
The message behind the question : People often attribute unexpected events to good luck or bad luck. When something goes well ; it's because of good luck ; when things turn sour, it's the fault of bad luck. Your answer reveals what kind of luck (what's inside the box ) you think will befall you in an unexpected circumstance (the box on the road ) It's probably safe to say that people who select B or E do not buy lottery tickets...
4. If you go to the zoo , what do you look at first ?
Ans : The hidden side of your personality tends to be ....
A. Easily to attracted by fads and fashion. You are actually showy and want to be noticed.
B. Reluctant to accept things as they are. In general, you are prone to think a little negative.
C. Satisfied to care of things with a minimum amount of effort.
D. Quite methodical and punctilious in your ways. You have few problems adapting to the rules of society.
E. A little selfish ...You do only what interests you !
The message behind the question : When you are at the zoo, you are surrounded by caged creatures that you can't talk with , and which can't communicate with you. The fact subconsciously governs the way you act. It is very similar to how you act in human society as well. In other words, your actions reveal the hidden side of your personality...
5. What kind of present would you buy for a very closed friend ?
A. You are not able to relate clearly to others. You tend to become lost in clouds of confusion when attempting a task.
B. You are the type of person who assumes that the world revolves around yourself.
C. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
D. You care more about world trends and fashions in general than you do about your own, or other individuals' opinions.
E. You have a tendency to overdo things, but basically you value your friendships highly.
The message behind the question : By stating what kind of gift you would give to a good friend, you are actually revealing how you relate to others. However, it doesn't really matter so much what you give someone - it's the thought the counts. If you care enough to give something,your friend will get the message. The dual acts of giving and receiving are, together,one of the finest pleasures - and one of the best forms of communication - that friends share...
6. You want to cross a river, but there is no bridge in sight. What do you do?
Ans : When it comes to finding a romantic partner you ...
A. Will search and search until you find your perfect match.
B. Make opportunities to interact with many people through club activities or a hobby,then select someone you like.
C. Don't have any particular type in mind, but are inclined to look for someone who is likely to say 'YES' if you ask him/her out.
D. Base your search on information from your friends.
E. Are not too worried about finding someone right away. You're kind of laid-back in such matters.
The message behind the question : Your answer to this question reveals the way you tend to search for a boyfriend/girlfriend. Crossing a river is a psychological equivalent of getting out and finding that special someone. In any case, if you don't make an effort to meet people, there's no way any relationships is going to start at all. So, get to it!!!!
personaltity telling- handwriting test
write ur everyday signature on a piece of paper, if u take to long to rearrange ur handwriting to ur liking and take this test- the answers will not be valid answers
1) is ur signature perfectly straight? [the underline]
2) how do u dot ur i's, or n e other letter that has a dot [if u have n e]?
3) is ur handwriting basically straight up and down?
4) do u cross ur Ts nice and high?
5) does ur handwriting flow?
6) is every letter in ur signature capitlaized? or is just the first letter? is the first letter not capitlaized and every other letteris?
7)is ur handwriting messy with a lot of points and wedges, or easy to read w/ as little points, wedges as possible?
8)did u add an unnesacary star to the front or back of ur signature?
9) is ur letters tight and close together, or r they spaced out?
*~*ANSWERS*~*
1)if ur signature is so perfectly straight that u could virtually put a ruler under it, that means ur fiercly independant and u r a true perfectionist.
2)if u dot ur i's w/ a star, that shows u want to b ur own person if u dot ur i's w/ n e thing but the ordinary dot, then ur not a victim of another person's conformity
3)if ur handwriting is straight up and down, that shows u have high self esteem, if u handwriting is slanted backwards, it shows that ur withdrawn and depressed and if it is slanted forwards it means u r a very intense and out going person.
4)crossing ur T's high shows u have a strong will power, u r very stable, perceptive, and independant, low crossed T's show lack of self confidence
5)if ur handwriting flows- u r a very creative person and shows ur a very fluid thinker.
6)if every letter in it is capitalized, u r under a lot of stress, if just the first letter is capitalized- ur a very organized and well kept, u do nearly everything perfecct, if only the first letter in uncaptialized, then u r very easily irratated and need time to urself every day.
7)if ur handwriting is messy with a lot of points and wedges, then u have a curious mind, if not, ur r obviously not very curious and u tend to be a little narrow-minded
8)if u added a star to the front or back of ur signature, then this suggests that u have had or still do have starz in ur eyes. a smiley face shows a positive attitude, or a longing for a positive attitude, and a frowning face shows that u r not afraid to let ppl know ur true feelings, even if it does lead to awkward questions.
9) if ur letters have tight curves and r close together, this shows repression, but if they r spaced out, this shows a lack of inhibition. [in ur social responsiveness]
How do you find this???? :))
Walking in the woods test
Here's a test just for fun:
Answer and then check your answers.
When you take this test don't think very hard, the first thing that Comes to mind is your answer. Have fun!!!!
Question 1<<<<<<<<<<>Pig Test
Do this, and don't cheat by reading the whole thing first. It's hysterical if you do it right!
Get a blank piece of paper, and draw a picture of a pig on it, just a basic drawing, don't spend all day on it.
YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU'VE DRAWN THE PICTURE.
NO CHEATING, REALLY - - IT SPOILS THE FUN
OK now to the interesting stuff ...
The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer. If the pig is drawn: Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic. Toward the middle, you are a realist. Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively. Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.) Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates. Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions. With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful. With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker. With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change. With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals. If there are more than 4 legs, you are stupid. A big snout means you are constantly aware of how people smell. You might wear lots of perfume or cologne yourself, or you might wish somebody nearby would wear deodorant. The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better. The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!! (And again more is better!) OK, who didn't draw a tail? ALSO - it has come to my attention that most guys draw their pig without ears while most gals draw theirs WITH ears. I wonder if the guys know that their pig's tails would be longer if their pigs had ears!
King and Queen Test
DO NOT GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE 'TIL YOU HAVE TRUTHFULLY ANSWERED ALL THESE QUESTIONS. WRITE THE ANSWERS ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND THEN SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM. IT'S FUN! DO IT!
1) Imagine yourself on board a boat that is sinking. You manage to swim to a life boat and climb in. How many people do you see in the life boat with you?
2) You row yourself to shore and see a vast desert before you. You collect some belongings and the supplies you'll need, and head out across the desert in search of salvation. How many pairs of shoes do you use?
3) After much hard travel, you climb a rise of dunes and happily see a city in the distance. You also notice not too far away, an oasis to the side of you. Do you stop and rest at the oasis for as long as you want, go there and rest for just a minute, or ignore it and keep heading onward towards the city?
4) Upon entering the city, you see a castle that intrigues you and decide to go to it. After passing the gates you find yourself walking down the length of a long corridor leading to the throne room. You enter, and see a King and a Queen sitting side by side on the throne. What do each the King and Queen look like? What characteristics do they seem to embody?
5) You leave and go down this spiral stairway. It's dark and shadowy, with torches lit intermittently along the along the walls. As you're walking down, a lady (if you are a man) or a knight (if you are a woman) from the court passes you by. You only catch a glimpse of their face, and they remind you of someone you know. Who did you see?
6) The stairs lead you to a banquet room and you see this long table with a golden goblet in the middle of the table. Looking inside the goblet, how full of wine is it?
CHECK BELOW FOR THE INTERPRETATIONS TO YOUR ANSWERS
1) The number of people you see in the life boat...reflects how many true friends you perceive you have.
2) The number of pairs of shoes you use...reflects how many true loves you'll have before getting married.
3) Whether you stop and rest at the oasis for as long as you want, go there and rest for just a minute, or ignore it and keep heading onward towards the city...reflects your personal work ethic.
4) What the King and Queen look like and characteristics they embody... reflects what you imagine your ideal mate to be.
5) The person that the lady or knight reminds you of...reflects the person you'll never get over for the rest of your life.
6) How full the goblet is...reflects how much of yourself you give in a relationship.
Corporate Personality Test
This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get a better insight concerning their employees and potential employees. It's only 10 simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers.
Ready?
Begin:
1. When do you feel your best?
(a) in the morning
(b) during the afternoon & early evening
(c) late at night
2. You usually walk...
(a) fairly fast, with long steps.
(b) fairly fast, with short, quick steps.
(c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face.
(d) less fast, head down.
(e) very slowly.
3. When talking to people you...
(a) stand with your arms folded?
(b) have your hands clasped?
(c) have one or both your hands on your hips?
(d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking?
(e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair?
4. When relaxing, you sit with...
(a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side.
(b) your legs crossed.
(c) your legs stretched out or straight.
(d) one leg curled under you.
5. When something really amuses you, you respond with...
(a) a big, appreciative laugh.
(b) a laugh, but not a loud one.
(c) a quiet chuckle.
(d) a sheepish smile.
6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
(a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you.
(b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know.
(c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed
7. You're working very hard ,concentrating hard, and you're interrupted. Do you..
(a) welcome the break?
(b) feel extremely irritated?
(c) vary between these two extremes?
8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
(a) red or orange
(b) black
(c) yellow or light blue
(d) green
(e) dark blue or purple
(f) white
(g) brown or gray
9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie...
(a) stretched out on your back.
(b) stretched out face down on your stomach.
(c) on your side, slightly curled.
(d) with your head on one arm.
(e) with your head under the covers.
10. You often dream that you are...
(a) falling.
(b) fighting or struggling.
(c) searching for something or somebody.
(d) flying or floating.
(e) you usually have dreamless sleep.
(f) your dreams are always pleasant.
Now, assign yourself points for each of your answers, and write down the total:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1
Now add up the total number of points you received for your answers.
OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care" You're seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.
51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.
41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest... Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.
21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if You ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.
UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive,someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.
Dalai Lamma Personality Test***
PERSONALITY TEST.
Very interesting. Just 3 questions and the answers will surprise you.... Do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely.
Do not cheat.
A Warning!
Answer the questions as you go along.. There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing you will not have honest results. Go down slowly and do each exercise as you scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end.
This is an honest questionnaire, which will tell you a lot about your true self..
Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference.
a. Cow
b. Tiger
c. Sheep
d. Horse
e. Pig
Write one word that describes each one of the following:
Dog
Cat
Rat
Coffee
Sea
Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you) that you can relate them to the following colors. (Please do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color.)
Yellow
Orange
Red
White
Green
Finished? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT. Look at the interpretations below:
This will define your priorities in your life.
Cow signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY
Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret SEX.
Your description of the Sea implies your own life.
Yellow: Someone you will never forget
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend.
Red: Someone that you really love
White: Your twin soul
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life.
Boat Test
A man (M) and a lady (L) who are very much in love, and devoted to one another are separated by a river with no way of getting across to the other side. On L's side of the river, there is a boatman (B) who is able to take her over to the other side of the river but refuses to do so unless she pays him a price of $20, twice his normal fare. L has no money. Another man (S) then tells L that he will giver her $20 if she sleeps with him. L agrees to do so and on receiving the $20, pays B who takes her over to the other side of the river. She is reunited with M and they are very happy together. However, a friend of M (F) finds out what L did with S and immediately tells M. On learning the news, M finds L and ends things with her, stating that he wants nothing more to do with her.
Your task is to rank these five people, M, L, B, S, and F, from best to worst. i.e. best person to worst person.
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2)
3)
4)
5)
Don't read any further until you've finished the 1-5. If you do, you'll miss the whole point. When you do finish, scroll down and read on.
The order which you've ranked the five people is supposed to represent the importance that you place on different things in your life. 1 being the most important, and 5 being the least.
The letters stand for:
M-morality
S-sex
L-love
B-business
F-friends
Find your true color )))
Take this survey to find out what your true personality color is.
Which do you prefer?
a/blue
b/black
c/yellow
d/green
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a/beach
b/New York
c/Hawaii
d/Paris
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a/jeans
b/black jeans
c/shorts
d/khakis
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a/popular
b/rap
c/country
d/religous
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a/sandles
b/high-tops
c/flip-flops
d/tennis shoes
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Would you rather date someone who is:
a/tan and full with surprises
b/party animal
c/athletic and caring
d/romantic and considerate
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Food?
a/seafood
b/junkfood
c/Health food (salads, tofu, etc.)
d/Italian
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Movies?
a/comedy
b/adventure
c/anything...you like all movies
d/romantic
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Pets?
a/dog
b/snake
c/fish
d/cat
Okay, now that you have all your questions answered, calculate how many of each letter you have. Then find the letter you have most of and see what your true color is below:
A's: Your true color is GREEN. You are full with energy. You are an individualist and love to have fun. You are very caring and always have a big smile on your face.
B's: Your true color is BLACK. You are very daring. You love trouble. You are always eager to join the fun.
C's: Your true color is BLUE: You are full of excitement. You love to have big adventures. You are very talented and can easily make new friends.
D's: Your true color is YELLOW. You are slightly shy. You are a good listener and are very kind to others. You are also very romantic and have a great heart.
Personality Test
Take a pencil or pen and a piece of paper. Write down your answer...
1. What kind of chair do you prefer ?
A. Cloth covered
B. Leather covered
C. Wood
D. Cushioned
E. One with a built-in massager
2. Tomorrow is Sunday . What are you going to do ?
A. Stay home and take it easy
B. Go shopping
C. Do some sports
D. Go out for a walk
E. Stay in bed and catch up on my sleep
3. A box is lying in the road . What's inside ?
A. An abandoned kitten
B. Garbage
C. Treasure
D. A surprise !
E. Nothing
4. If you go to the zoo , what so you look at first ?
A. The panda , of course , it's the most popular
B. A less popular animal , because it won't be so crowded
C. The animal closest to the zoo entrance
D. Whatever's first on the recommended route and punctilious in your ways
E. The animal I like best
5. What kind of present would you buy for a very close friend ?
A. A handkerchief (Because your friend will be happy , no matter how many handkerchiefs he/she has already)
B. Something you like
C. Something your friend has been wanting
D. Something popular ( the " latest thing" )
E. Something hand-made or homemade
6. You want to cross a river , but there is no bridge in sight . What do you do ?
A. Swim across
B. Build a raft and ride it across
C. Search for a bridge
D. Search for a shallow spot to wade across
E. Wait until the river dries up
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now for the results.....
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make sure u've got ur ans ready!
1. What kind of chair do you prefer ?
Ans : You want your partner ( girlfriend/boyfriend ) to....
A. Be together with you always, no matter when or where
B. Be more open with you about himself/herself
C. Take more care of his/her dress and manner
D. Be a little bit more relaxed, calm and composed
E. Do more for you
The message behind the question : A chair is for sitting on . If you choose to sit on certain chair, you have no suspicions or distrust towards it. This is the same psychology present in our relationship with the people we like.In other words, the qualities you look for in a chair are similar to the qualities you look for in a partner. Sit down for a minute and give it some thought...
2. Tomorrow is Sunday. What are you going to do ?
Ans : With respect to money ....
A. You spend as little as possible.
B. You spend whatever you have.
C. You save for rainy day.
D. You spend carefully. Pennies saved turn into dollars.
E. You are probably a bit stingy.
The message behind the question : Sunday is a day you are free to use however you want. Having freedom to do whatever you want is like having money to spend however you want. Becoming good at managing your finances is an important step towards independence. What do you think of your money spending habits? A penny for your thoughts...
3. A box lying in the road. What's in side ?
Ans : You think good luck ....
A. Depends on maintaining good relationships with others.
B. Is something you won't attain. You expect only bad luck.
C. Will definitely be yours , someday....
D. Might come your way , but if it does , you'll be so surprised, you'll probably burst out laughing E. Doesn't exist. Reality is built on practicalities.
The message behind the question : People often attribute unexpected events to good luck or bad luck. When something goes well ; it's because of good luck ; when things turn sour, it's the fault of bad luck. Your answer reveals what kind of luck (what's inside the box ) you think will befall you in an unexpected circumstance (the box on the road ) It's probably safe to say that people who select B or E do not buy lottery tickets...
4. If you go to the zoo , what do you look at first ?
Ans : The hidden side of your personality tends to be ....
A. Easily to attracted by fads and fashion. You are actually showy and want to be noticed.
B. Reluctant to accept things as they are. In general, you are prone to think a little negative.
C. Satisfied to care of things with a minimum amount of effort.
D. Quite methodical and punctilious in your ways. You have few problems adapting to the rules of society.
E. A little selfish ...You do only what interests you !
The message behind the question : When you are at the zoo, you are surrounded by caged creatures that you can't talk with , and which can't communicate with you. The fact subconsciously governs the way you act. It is very similar to how you act in human society as well. In other words, your actions reveal the hidden side of your personality...
5. What kind of present would you buy for a very closed friend ?
A. You are not able to relate clearly to others. You tend to become lost in clouds of confusion when attempting a task.
B. You are the type of person who assumes that the world revolves around yourself.
C. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
D. You care more about world trends and fashions in general than you do about your own, or other individuals' opinions.
E. You have a tendency to overdo things, but basically you value your friendships highly.
The message behind the question : By stating what kind of gift you would give to a good friend, you are actually revealing how you relate to others. However, it doesn't really matter so much what you give someone - it's the thought the counts. If you care enough to give something,your friend will get the message. The dual acts of giving and receiving are, together,one of the finest pleasures - and one of the best forms of communication - that friends share...
6. You want to cross a river, but there is no bridge in sight. What do you do?
Ans : When it comes to finding a romantic partner you ...
A. Will search and search until you find your perfect match.
B. Make opportunities to interact with many people through club activities or a hobby,then select someone you like.
C. Don't have any particular type in mind, but are inclined to look for someone who is likely to say 'YES' if you ask him/her out.
D. Base your search on information from your friends.
E. Are not too worried about finding someone right away. You're kind of laid-back in such matters.
The message behind the question : Your answer to this question reveals the way you tend to search for a boyfriend/girlfriend. Crossing a river is a psychological equivalent of getting out and finding that special someone. In any case, if you don't make an effort to meet people, there's no way any relationships is going to start at all. So, get to it!!!!
personaltity telling- handwriting test
write ur everyday signature on a piece of paper, if u take to long to rearrange ur handwriting to ur liking and take this test- the answers will not be valid answers
1) is ur signature perfectly straight? [the underline]
2) how do u dot ur i's, or n e other letter that has a dot [if u have n e]?
3) is ur handwriting basically straight up and down?
4) do u cross ur Ts nice and high?
5) does ur handwriting flow?
6) is every letter in ur signature capitlaized? or is just the first letter? is the first letter not capitlaized and every other letteris?
7)is ur handwriting messy with a lot of points and wedges, or easy to read w/ as little points, wedges as possible?
8)did u add an unnesacary star to the front or back of ur signature?
9) is ur letters tight and close together, or r they spaced out?
*~*ANSWERS*~*
1)if ur signature is so perfectly straight that u could virtually put a ruler under it, that means ur fiercly independant and u r a true perfectionist.
2)if u dot ur i's w/ a star, that shows u want to b ur own person if u dot ur i's w/ n e thing but the ordinary dot, then ur not a victim of another person's conformity
3)if ur handwriting is straight up and down, that shows u have high self esteem, if u handwriting is slanted backwards, it shows that ur withdrawn and depressed and if it is slanted forwards it means u r a very intense and out going person.
4)crossing ur T's high shows u have a strong will power, u r very stable, perceptive, and independant, low crossed T's show lack of self confidence
5)if ur handwriting flows- u r a very creative person and shows ur a very fluid thinker.
6)if every letter in it is capitalized, u r under a lot of stress, if just the first letter is capitalized- ur a very organized and well kept, u do nearly everything perfecct, if only the first letter in uncaptialized, then u r very easily irratated and need time to urself every day.
7)if ur handwriting is messy with a lot of points and wedges, then u have a curious mind, if not, ur r obviously not very curious and u tend to be a little narrow-minded
8)if u added a star to the front or back of ur signature, then this suggests that u have had or still do have starz in ur eyes. a smiley face shows a positive attitude, or a longing for a positive attitude, and a frowning face shows that u r not afraid to let ppl know ur true feelings, even if it does lead to awkward questions.
9) if ur letters have tight curves and r close together, this shows repression, but if they r spaced out, this shows a lack of inhibition. [in ur social responsiveness]
How do you find this???? :))
Collecting Sayings 2
Sad Sayings Part II
I’m scared to get close to people, whether they’re friends or whatever. It seems that every time I get close to someone they always have to go away. Maybe it’s to teach me how life goes on and how I shouldn’t depend on people so much, or maybe I’m still trying to find the right people to love.
Day by day, nothing seems to change but pretty soon, everything’s different.
I don’t run away from you, I walk away slowly, and you don’t care enough to stop me.
Getting over you was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, and I don’t think I could ever to it again.
I know I made a lot of stupid mistakes in my life but the worst one was thinking the one that hurt me the most wouldn’t hurt me again.
Missing you isn’t the hard part, knowing I once had you is what’s breaking my heart…but did I really have you?It’s like taking me to the top of a mountain and showing me the world and then saying ‘that is what you can’t have’.
I’m wondering does it hurt you to know that every time I see you I feel like crying.
Do you ever sit and think…what if? What if you never said that first hello? What if your paths never crossed? What if you kept your mouth shut and just let things pass, or what if you would have said just one more thing? What if you had 5 more minutes? What if you could turn back time or make it all just stand still? What if you could say I love you one more time or never had said it at all? Where would your life be? Better, worse, less confused, more confused, happier, or sadder?I’m not smiling because I’m happy…but it’s easier then explaining why I’m sad.I want to cry, really I do, but I guess I just don’t want to give you the satisfaction of knowing that you hurt me…once again.
Forgive those who hurt you, but remember how bad they hurt you when they want a second chance.
Sometimes you wonder who would care if they lost you.
DAMN you You won’t let me be mad at you, you have to go and be all sweet when I want to hate you for breaking my heart…don’t you realize that you are hurting me even more?
Is it the possibility of losing him that suddenly makes you want him back?
Afraid the truth will hurt me? Well your lies hurt me more.One of the hardest things to do is to forgive someone, especially when they have not apologized.
I’m not okay; I’m anything but okay right now.Am I mad? That’s your main concern after shattering my whole world? Mad for what? For breaking my heart? All the lies? Maybe for letting me put all my trust in you only to be betrayed? How about the fact that you didn’t have the decency to tell me to my face? Or the way you think it’s crazy that I’m crying over it, because you think its no big deal? Am I mad? No, more like crushed.
I’m trying really hard not to cry over you because every tear is just one more reminder I don’t know how to let you go.
A good-bye is only painful if you know you will never say hello again.
I’m holding on to something that used to be there, hoping it will come back, but knowing it won’t.
You may feel like one person in the world, but you may be the world to one.
Even if we all don’t end up together it will all be okay because we will have years of memories to look back on.
Eyes are windows to your heart; tears are proof that you have one.
The average girl would rather have beauty then brains because she knows the average guy can see better than he can think.
It seems like yesterday we were talking bout wearing bras; now all we’re talking bout is taking them off.
I could forget you but I would never forgive myself if I did.
The tears shed over heartbreaks are words left unsaid and deeds left undone.Sometimes…when you cry…no one sees your tears.Sometimes…when you’re in pain…no one sees you’re hurt.Physical pain never really hurts…it’s the emotional pain that kills.
Though I’ve given you my heart and soul, I must find a way of letting go.
Constantly crying, never holding back a single tear, you look at me like I’m crazy, but you don’t feel the pain I feel.
I just want you to know that I don’t regret a single moment I ever spend with you.
Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I’m happy.
You’re not sad and unhappy…you’re alive and it hurtsYou know they don’t care when they don’t even bother to ask why you’re crying.There's so much behind my smile.Pain in the eyes and fear behind the smileSometimes I just get so fed up I just want to walk away from you... but what hurts most is knowing that you won't be following after me.Time does not really heal all wounds in your heart. It only makes your heart a little more numb so that the next time it gets wounded it doesn’t hurt as much as the firstWhat do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who makes you cry?You're the reason I live, you're the reason I'd die. You're the reason I smile, yet break down and cry. You're the reason I keep going and the reason I fall. But without you in my life I'm nothing at allDo I hide my pride from these bad dreams and give in to sad thoughts that are maddening?I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all but in the end it doesn’t even matter...Never give up on someone you really care for because you never know how much that person might care for you one dayThe hardest thing in life, is letting go of what you thought was real.Good-bye is the absolute hardest thing to say, because you have to walk away with just memories, and memories, they fadeWhen I was little I wanted to be a princess Now that I'm older All I wanna be is yours...I didn't ask for it to be over, but then again, I never asked for it to begin. For that is the way it is with life, as some of the most beautiful days come completely by chance. But even the most beautiful days eventually have their sunsets. Everything changes eventually, that's just the way life is and you have no control over it... like, suddenly, people who you think are always going to be there... They disappear... You know, people die and they move away... and they grow upI wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's to happen next. Hate is easy, love takes courageDon't leave me now, it's too hard, to stand without you....Sometimes I look at you…and you seem to be looking back at me…but sometimes you look away…like your afraid of what might happen if we stare at each other a second longerI want to tell you what I'm feeling, but I don't know where to start, I want to tell you everything but I'm afraid you'll break my heart againDeep in my heart, I’m hiding things I’m longing to say, Scared to confess what I’m feeling, Afraid you’ll slip awayJust because your leaving doesn’t mean I’m letting you go. –The O.C.There's something else I'm finally thinking of. Someone else's smile is taking over my heart. I'm trying so hard not to let you know that I still am trying to let go. I'll be damned if I let you know....that I still find it hard to sleep at night. Someone else is making me smile but that doesn't mean I haven't stopped crying over youIt’s sad when someone you know becomes someone you once knew…You've made my mind up for me when you started to ignore me you won't see a single tear it isn't going to happen hereAnd I wanna believe you, when you tell me that it'll be okay, yeah I try to believe you, but I don'tYou left a stain on every one of my good days, but I'm stronger than you know, I have to let you goAre you aware of what you make me feel; right now I feel invisible to you, like I'm not real.Could you look me in the eye and tell me that your happy now could you tell it to my face or have i been erased are you happy nowSometimes all you can do is smile and go on with your day....hold your tears back and pretend everything’s okExcuse me; i guess I’ve mistaken you for somebody else, somebody that gave a damnThere will always be that one special boy, that no matter what he does to you, or how bad he hurts you…. You can NEVER let him goWhere will you go? Will you miss me when you get there?You left behind a broken heart and some memories too but i never wanted memories i only wanted youHe looked me deeply in my eyes he lied and said I will never leave you and when I thought it was too good to be true he blew me off and found some one newSomeday you will be Sorry, someday when you're free, memories will remind you, and that we were meant to beKisses are like tears, only the real ones you can’t hold back.I’m tired of trying I’m tired of crying I know I’ve been smiling but inside I’m dying.I miss you when something good happens to me, because you are the one I want to share it with first. I miss you when something bad happens, because you make everything better. I miss you when I cry, because you kiss my tears away. I miss you when I’m laughing, because you make my laughter grow. I miss you through all those times, but I miss you most when I’m lying in bed at night thinking about you, because before I always knew someway, somehow, you were thinking of me too, and that is why it is then that I miss you most, because I’m not so sure your thinking about me anymore.Those times we are temporarily holding each other close are the times I would like to permanently stay.Even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you meant to me.The hardest part about moving on is learning not to look back.I know I should just get over him, but I can’t seem to. Maybe that’s because you can never get over something that was never really yours.Don’t ever regret the things you said or did because at one point the things you said or did was what you wanted.I’m gonna close my eyes and maybe it will all go away…If you could only see how much you mean to me.If you’re going to go to my funeral and cry for me after I die, have enough guts to pay attention to me while I’m still alive.Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.Everyone falls, but I’m left standing everyone hurts, but I am left caring.Sticks and stone are hard on bones…aimed with angry art. Words can sting like anything. But silence breaks the heart.
I’m scared to get close to people, whether they’re friends or whatever. It seems that every time I get close to someone they always have to go away. Maybe it’s to teach me how life goes on and how I shouldn’t depend on people so much, or maybe I’m still trying to find the right people to love.
Day by day, nothing seems to change but pretty soon, everything’s different.
I don’t run away from you, I walk away slowly, and you don’t care enough to stop me.
Getting over you was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, and I don’t think I could ever to it again.
I know I made a lot of stupid mistakes in my life but the worst one was thinking the one that hurt me the most wouldn’t hurt me again.
Missing you isn’t the hard part, knowing I once had you is what’s breaking my heart…but did I really have you?It’s like taking me to the top of a mountain and showing me the world and then saying ‘that is what you can’t have’.
I’m wondering does it hurt you to know that every time I see you I feel like crying.
Do you ever sit and think…what if? What if you never said that first hello? What if your paths never crossed? What if you kept your mouth shut and just let things pass, or what if you would have said just one more thing? What if you had 5 more minutes? What if you could turn back time or make it all just stand still? What if you could say I love you one more time or never had said it at all? Where would your life be? Better, worse, less confused, more confused, happier, or sadder?I’m not smiling because I’m happy…but it’s easier then explaining why I’m sad.I want to cry, really I do, but I guess I just don’t want to give you the satisfaction of knowing that you hurt me…once again.
Forgive those who hurt you, but remember how bad they hurt you when they want a second chance.
Sometimes you wonder who would care if they lost you.
DAMN you You won’t let me be mad at you, you have to go and be all sweet when I want to hate you for breaking my heart…don’t you realize that you are hurting me even more?
Is it the possibility of losing him that suddenly makes you want him back?
Afraid the truth will hurt me? Well your lies hurt me more.One of the hardest things to do is to forgive someone, especially when they have not apologized.
I’m not okay; I’m anything but okay right now.Am I mad? That’s your main concern after shattering my whole world? Mad for what? For breaking my heart? All the lies? Maybe for letting me put all my trust in you only to be betrayed? How about the fact that you didn’t have the decency to tell me to my face? Or the way you think it’s crazy that I’m crying over it, because you think its no big deal? Am I mad? No, more like crushed.
I’m trying really hard not to cry over you because every tear is just one more reminder I don’t know how to let you go.
A good-bye is only painful if you know you will never say hello again.
I’m holding on to something that used to be there, hoping it will come back, but knowing it won’t.
You may feel like one person in the world, but you may be the world to one.
Even if we all don’t end up together it will all be okay because we will have years of memories to look back on.
Eyes are windows to your heart; tears are proof that you have one.
The average girl would rather have beauty then brains because she knows the average guy can see better than he can think.
It seems like yesterday we were talking bout wearing bras; now all we’re talking bout is taking them off.
I could forget you but I would never forgive myself if I did.
The tears shed over heartbreaks are words left unsaid and deeds left undone.Sometimes…when you cry…no one sees your tears.Sometimes…when you’re in pain…no one sees you’re hurt.Physical pain never really hurts…it’s the emotional pain that kills.
Though I’ve given you my heart and soul, I must find a way of letting go.
Constantly crying, never holding back a single tear, you look at me like I’m crazy, but you don’t feel the pain I feel.
I just want you to know that I don’t regret a single moment I ever spend with you.
Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I’m happy.
You’re not sad and unhappy…you’re alive and it hurtsYou know they don’t care when they don’t even bother to ask why you’re crying.There's so much behind my smile.Pain in the eyes and fear behind the smileSometimes I just get so fed up I just want to walk away from you... but what hurts most is knowing that you won't be following after me.Time does not really heal all wounds in your heart. It only makes your heart a little more numb so that the next time it gets wounded it doesn’t hurt as much as the firstWhat do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who makes you cry?You're the reason I live, you're the reason I'd die. You're the reason I smile, yet break down and cry. You're the reason I keep going and the reason I fall. But without you in my life I'm nothing at allDo I hide my pride from these bad dreams and give in to sad thoughts that are maddening?I tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all but in the end it doesn’t even matter...Never give up on someone you really care for because you never know how much that person might care for you one dayThe hardest thing in life, is letting go of what you thought was real.Good-bye is the absolute hardest thing to say, because you have to walk away with just memories, and memories, they fadeWhen I was little I wanted to be a princess Now that I'm older All I wanna be is yours...I didn't ask for it to be over, but then again, I never asked for it to begin. For that is the way it is with life, as some of the most beautiful days come completely by chance. But even the most beautiful days eventually have their sunsets. Everything changes eventually, that's just the way life is and you have no control over it... like, suddenly, people who you think are always going to be there... They disappear... You know, people die and they move away... and they grow upI wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's to happen next. Hate is easy, love takes courageDon't leave me now, it's too hard, to stand without you....Sometimes I look at you…and you seem to be looking back at me…but sometimes you look away…like your afraid of what might happen if we stare at each other a second longerI want to tell you what I'm feeling, but I don't know where to start, I want to tell you everything but I'm afraid you'll break my heart againDeep in my heart, I’m hiding things I’m longing to say, Scared to confess what I’m feeling, Afraid you’ll slip awayJust because your leaving doesn’t mean I’m letting you go. –The O.C.There's something else I'm finally thinking of. Someone else's smile is taking over my heart. I'm trying so hard not to let you know that I still am trying to let go. I'll be damned if I let you know....that I still find it hard to sleep at night. Someone else is making me smile but that doesn't mean I haven't stopped crying over youIt’s sad when someone you know becomes someone you once knew…You've made my mind up for me when you started to ignore me you won't see a single tear it isn't going to happen hereAnd I wanna believe you, when you tell me that it'll be okay, yeah I try to believe you, but I don'tYou left a stain on every one of my good days, but I'm stronger than you know, I have to let you goAre you aware of what you make me feel; right now I feel invisible to you, like I'm not real.Could you look me in the eye and tell me that your happy now could you tell it to my face or have i been erased are you happy nowSometimes all you can do is smile and go on with your day....hold your tears back and pretend everything’s okExcuse me; i guess I’ve mistaken you for somebody else, somebody that gave a damnThere will always be that one special boy, that no matter what he does to you, or how bad he hurts you…. You can NEVER let him goWhere will you go? Will you miss me when you get there?You left behind a broken heart and some memories too but i never wanted memories i only wanted youHe looked me deeply in my eyes he lied and said I will never leave you and when I thought it was too good to be true he blew me off and found some one newSomeday you will be Sorry, someday when you're free, memories will remind you, and that we were meant to beKisses are like tears, only the real ones you can’t hold back.I’m tired of trying I’m tired of crying I know I’ve been smiling but inside I’m dying.I miss you when something good happens to me, because you are the one I want to share it with first. I miss you when something bad happens, because you make everything better. I miss you when I cry, because you kiss my tears away. I miss you when I’m laughing, because you make my laughter grow. I miss you through all those times, but I miss you most when I’m lying in bed at night thinking about you, because before I always knew someway, somehow, you were thinking of me too, and that is why it is then that I miss you most, because I’m not so sure your thinking about me anymore.Those times we are temporarily holding each other close are the times I would like to permanently stay.Even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you meant to me.The hardest part about moving on is learning not to look back.I know I should just get over him, but I can’t seem to. Maybe that’s because you can never get over something that was never really yours.Don’t ever regret the things you said or did because at one point the things you said or did was what you wanted.I’m gonna close my eyes and maybe it will all go away…If you could only see how much you mean to me.If you’re going to go to my funeral and cry for me after I die, have enough guts to pay attention to me while I’m still alive.Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.Everyone falls, but I’m left standing everyone hurts, but I am left caring.Sticks and stone are hard on bones…aimed with angry art. Words can sting like anything. But silence breaks the heart.
Collecting Sayings 1
sad sayings
Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.
Missing someone gets easier every day because even though you are farther away from the last time you saw them, you are closer to the next time you will.
Why are the words goodbye, I’m sorry, and I love you, so easy to pronounce but so hard to say?
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like them and a day to fall in love. But it takes forever to forget someone.
The hardest part about walking away from you knows you’ll never run after me.
Tears are words the heart can’t say.Why is it…that I must climb 100 mountains to get you...when all you have to do is smile…to get me?
When things hit rock bottom, the only place to you can go, is up.
I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiled…the one who could brighten up your day, even if you couldn’t brighten her own.
Why do I want what I can’t get?
It is never too late to be what might have been.
I could be the best thing that’s ever happened to you, but how would you know unless you give me a chance.
Someone should sue Disney for planting ides in little kids’ heads that every girl has a prince and everything end up happily ever after.Just because you’ve left me doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten you.
I couldn’t do that-forget you like you’ve forgotten me.
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you. I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most, saying something and wishing you hadn’t or saying nothing and wishing you had?
Before you say hello think…and make sure you except the fact that one day you’re gonna have to say goodbye.
If you think your world is falling apart, don’t fret, somebody’s actually is.
It’s hard to answer the question, ‘what’s wrong?’ when nothings right.
How do I say bye to someone who I never had? Why do tears fall for someone who was never mine? Why is it that I miss someone who I was never with?Sometimes it’s not worth holding on anymore.
I was the one who said things changed, but you were the one who showed me exactly how much they really did.
When your life falls apart, always remember that I will be the one who will stay to help you pick the pieces up and when the rest of the world walks out on you, remember not to close the door, because I am the one who will be walking in to help you through it all.
Just remember that your darkest hour is only 60 minutes.
If it’s meant to be…it will happen…
I don’t need to be wanted…I want to be needed.
Sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you.
It’s funny how the people you know me the least…have the most to say…
Ever notice the only guys we complain about are the ones we care about the most?
Alone? I’m beside you. Afraid? I’ll comfort you. Need a hug? My arms are yours. Hurt? You can cry on my shoulder, I don’t promise to solve your problems, but at least I’ll cry with you. Why? Simply because I care and love you.
Everything changes eventually, that’s just the way life is, and you have no control over it…like, suddenly people who you think are always going to be there…they disappear…you know, people die and move away…and they grow up. –Dawson’s Creek
When you feel your life ain’t worth living, you’ve got to stand up and take a look around you, then a look way up to the sky and when your deepest thoughts are broken, keep on dreaming’ cause when you stop dreaming’ it’s time to die.
Can it be that I’m not meant to play this part? Now I see that if I were truly to be myself, I would break my family’s heart.
Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don’t know? Some how I cannot hide who I am though I’ve tried. When will my reflection show who I am inside?
When you feel lonely, look to the sky and know that I am somewhere beneath that same sky, thinking of you and wishing you were here with me.
Everyone says to give up on you but they don’t see you like I do.
The worst thing to realize in life is that all good things must eventually come to an end.
When I do something right, no one ever remembers, when I do something wrong, no one ever forgets.
You have got a way with words; you got me smiling even when it hurts.
There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.
Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when the moment you can’t feel them under your fingertips and you miss them?
Too many of us stay walled up because we’re too afraid to care too much…for fear that the other person does not care as much, or at all.
You know the good thing about pain? It let’s you know your not dead.
The bad things in life open your eyes to the good things you weren’t paying attention to before.
All I want is for someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be okay. –the wedding singer
Sometimes the thing you are looking for is the only thing you can’t see.
Sometimes what you forget doesn’t bother you nearly as much as what you remember.
We talk like we know what’s going on, but we don’t. We don’t know anything. We’re young and we’re gonna screw up a lot. We’re gonna keep changing our minds and even sometimes our hearts. And through all that, it the only real thing we can offer each other is forgiveness.
Forget the times he walked by…forget the times he made you cry…forget the times he spoke your name-remember now you’re not the same…forget the times he held your hand…forget the sweet things if you can…forget the times and don’t pretend…remember know he’s just your friend.
Sometimes it hurts more to smile in front of everyone than to cry all alone.
There’s a smile on my face but I don’t know why its there…I put it on to try and satisfy all the people that don’t even care.
Inside my heart is breaking but my smile stays on.
Moving on is simple. It’s what you leave behind that’s so hard.
I’m not crying because he hurt me, I’m crying because I miss him.
You’d be surprised how often, if you knew, a joke, a song, a memory makes me think of you.
No matter how long I wait for you my wishes and dreams will never come true so the one thing left I can do is hold in my tears and forget about you.
Sometimes I wonder why words can mean nothing, and silence can mean everything.
When you think the world has turned its back on you, look again, you may have turned your back on the world.
Looking back now on better days, I realized that instead of doing all the things I said I would, I did all the things I said I wouldn’t.
I didn’t want to admit it; it was easier to lie, to hide the hurt and emptiness, to smile instead of cry.
You’re the vision of tomorrow, a ghost from yesterday, I’m not trying to let you take my breath away, you’re a summer’s breeze that comes and goes, but somehow lingers on, tell me how am I supposed to forget you, if you’re never really gone.
You gotta hurt in order to know-fall in order to grow-lose in order to gain-because most of life’s lessons-are learned because of pain.
No one looses faith in you; you just loose faith in yourselfI was too busy day dreaming to realize what wasn’t there.
Everything you have accomplished in life can be gone in a second.
One of the hardest things in life is figuring out which bridge to cross and which to burn.
I would rather me be lonely, and you have someone to hold…I’m not as scared of dying as I am of growing old.
Everyday heartaches grow a little stronger; I can’t take this pain much longer.
Tell me…have you ever been in a situation where the best thing you could do was the hardest thing you’ve ever done?
I’m sorry I can’t be perfect.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
In case you failed to notice, in case you failed to see, this is my heart bleeding before you, this is me down on my knees
I wish I had the strength to walk away from you, but I can’t because I know you won’t come after me.
If the only place we can be together is in my dreams, I wanna sleep forever.
Just because you’re lonely doesn’t mean you’re not loved.
My wish is not to mean everything to everyone, but to mean something to someone.
And most of all, I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you. –Dirty Dancing
Always have hope for the guy that turns around one last time when he walks away.
No matter what you do to me, I’m still here, for some odd reason, I stick around and put up with all your mood swings and unkind words.
I just let your comments roll off me into a puddle on the floor, I make up excuses why you didn’t call…try to think of all the answers.
I keep going back for more even though sometimes you push me away, I don’t’ know if I can do better, but do I really want to? You’re quick to push me down when all I want is to be brought up, when I walk out for good, when I really gain the strength I need…then maybe you will see, maybe you can look back and say, ‘wow…that girl really did love me’.
I never regretted telling you I liked you, the only regret I have is never hearing what you really thought of me.
Being friends with someone you rather are in love with is like being invited behind the barn to look at the stars and only looking at the stars.
I don’t think of you as a crush anymore…your more like a bad habit that I can’t shake.
Some people can’t believe in themselves until someone believes in them first.
I sit here crying not because I miss you but because I know I will never have a chance to hurt you like you hurt me.
When you finally realize that you didn’t matter at all to someone you begin to wonder if you matter to anyone.
I’m scared that I’m always going to be just someone’s friend or something like that but never quite somebody’s everything.
There’s a reason why I won’t tell you I like you, it’s because I doubt you feel the same way.
I’m sick of licking you I’m sick of dreaming about the chance with you I’m sick of you so why can’t I just get over you?
Sometimes I wish I could go back to the days when I was six and my biggest problem was what kind of dress to put on my Barbie or whether or not I had enough Lagos to build a fort.
You honestly think that just because you don’t like me in that way it will stop me from liking you?
You must not understand girls at all.
I can’t remember when I was so disappointed, except the time I found out that MMs really do melt in your hands.
Don’t judge me base upon how I used to be, I’ve changed, I’m no longer that little girl who’d do anything for you smile.
I hate when people ask if I’m okay…it’s just another reminder that I’m not.
The most beautiful smile is the one that gets through tears.
If you think you want to die, remember all of the things that make you smile…and live for those things
Missing you isn’t the hardest part. Knowing I once had you is what’s breaking my heart.
This time it’s over, I’m keeping my heart. I’m gonna be strong and not fall apart, I’ll get better, I’ll no longer cry. In a couple of weeks I won’t wanna die. I won’t wanna go back, I’ll be able to sleep; it won’t hurt so and won’t feel so deep.
Some people enter our lives, leave quickly and soon are forgotten. Others enter our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.
When you hate a person, you hate something that is part of yourself.
What isn’t in us doesn’t disturb us.You think that I might back down, I won’t, you think that I might have doubts, I don’t, and I’ve not no insecurities won’t you just let me be.
Sleep is a beautiful thing, it’s the only thing I have of escaping my reality.
Why can’t I wake up in the morning tomorrow and be like I don’t like him anymore and actually mean it…
It doesn’t make me cry knowing I don’t have you now…it makes me cry knowing I lost you…
The brightest future will always be base on a forgotten past, you can’t go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
I realize I’m in one of those stages where I’m mad at the world, I’m like daring the world to push me off a cliff…just to see if I can fly.
Missing someone feels like the earth crumbles beneath you—you’re falling with nothing to grab and it comes when you don’t expect it and it never stops coming.
I smile when I feel like crying, I act like I’m okay, when I’m falling apart inside and I let it go, I move on, because there’s nothing else I can do…
I’m gonna smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m gonna laugh so you don’t see me cry, I’m gonna let you go in style, and even if It kills me I’m gonna smile.
I’m still holding on, but I don’t know if there is anything left to hold onto.
Yesterday you asked my why I was crying I told you I didn’t know, but it was a lie the truth is you were holding her to keep her warm while I was freezing deep down inside.
Gotta keep going, gotta keep fighting, too much time wasted to look back and cry.
I smile because I have to, not because I want to. I laugh because I’m told to, not because I want to. I frown because I want to cry but try to keep it all inside. I wish I could just let it out but I can’t, that’s not what I’m all about. My feelings never show anymore because I don’t want them to. Every smile is a lie, every laugh is fake, all because I’m crying inside and don’t want my tears to show.
Not all scars show, not all wounds heal; sometimes you can’t always see the pain someone feels.
Sometimes you’re afraid to become a couple because you’re afraid of losing what you already have with that person. But life is all about risks and it requires you to jump.
Don’t be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have or could have had. No one waits forever.
Better laugh about nothing than cry about everything.
Nothing is more painful than realizing he meant everything to you and you meant nothing to him.
The hardest thing in life is letting go of what you thought was real.
He may be the only one who ever cared about me, but he’s also the only one who ever hurt me.
The hardest part about moving forward is not looking back.
Change is hard…you fight to hold on…yet you fight to let go.
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than yourself.
Today I learned teddy bears don’t solve problems, and tears don’t make the pain go away.
I wanna runaway, and never say goodbye, I wanna know the truth, instead of wondering why, I wanna know the answers, no more lies.
Some people are just not meant to be in your life.
I want to crawl into my dream world and stay there, so that the pain yesterday brought won’t carry on to tomorrow.
Life sucks when you think someone cares, but in the end it was all a lie.
Don’t lie to me; just tell me what really happened.
I just wanna be happy…is that too much to ask for?
I’ll cry you all a river, and build you all a bridge and do you all a favor and jump off it.
You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to things you don’t want to feel.
Tell me how we’re gonna make it last, you’re ready to fly I’m ready to crash.
The only guy a girl can rely on is her daddy…well we know that’s not true either.
You look at me and think she’s so happy, but there’s so much behind this little smile that you will never know.
Let me be angry…please. It’s the only way I can keep you from seeing how much I need you.
Don’t lead me on; don’t leave me confused, any girl would rather be alone than have her heart abused.
Let me ruin your life, let me break your heart, then I’ll ask you why we can’t be friends. Let me rip your world into little pieces, let me destroy who you thought you were, and then I’ll ask if we can be friends.
You know what; you should leave me for her. You should go out with anyone your heart desires, because eventually I know what will happen…see you’re gonna be with all those other girls, but none of those girls are gonna be like me, I’m different then all of them. You’re gonna realize that I’m the one you should be with and you’re gonna come back to me, so sure. Break my heart now, but I’m telling you, you’ll be back; you’ll be back when you realize that you left the one girl who was meant to be with you. But see the thing is, you just better hope the girl is still there after you’re with all these different girls.
Well, growing up stinks: not all kisses are magic, and most boys don’t live up to your expectations…but there are times when even love, romance, relationships…it all fits together perfectly, and its incredible, and it’s those moments, no matter how depressingly few and far between that making growing up worth it.
Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.
I’m afraid to close my eyes because I might think of you. I’m afraid to open them because I might see you. I’m afraid to move my lips because I might speak of you. I’m afraid to listen because I might hear my heart falling for you.
All I’m asking for is one night together. Just you and me, all alone, and if you can honestly say you don’t feel anything for me after that night, I will finally let you go.
Sometimes you don’t realize you care for someone, until they stop caring for you.
Life is full of romance, passion, and surprises but would mean nothing without the tears.
I lied my face off when I said that I would be okay. It’s never fine when you go away…
There aren’t enough hours in the night to dream about things being right.
Are you losing it when a simple song can make you wanna break down and cry?
I’m gonna smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything’s perfect, act like its not happening to me, and hope that everything’s just a dream.
end of part I
Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.
Missing someone gets easier every day because even though you are farther away from the last time you saw them, you are closer to the next time you will.
Why are the words goodbye, I’m sorry, and I love you, so easy to pronounce but so hard to say?
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like them and a day to fall in love. But it takes forever to forget someone.
The hardest part about walking away from you knows you’ll never run after me.
Tears are words the heart can’t say.Why is it…that I must climb 100 mountains to get you...when all you have to do is smile…to get me?
When things hit rock bottom, the only place to you can go, is up.
I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiled…the one who could brighten up your day, even if you couldn’t brighten her own.
Why do I want what I can’t get?
It is never too late to be what might have been.
I could be the best thing that’s ever happened to you, but how would you know unless you give me a chance.
Someone should sue Disney for planting ides in little kids’ heads that every girl has a prince and everything end up happily ever after.Just because you’ve left me doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten you.
I couldn’t do that-forget you like you’ve forgotten me.
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you. I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most, saying something and wishing you hadn’t or saying nothing and wishing you had?
Before you say hello think…and make sure you except the fact that one day you’re gonna have to say goodbye.
If you think your world is falling apart, don’t fret, somebody’s actually is.
It’s hard to answer the question, ‘what’s wrong?’ when nothings right.
How do I say bye to someone who I never had? Why do tears fall for someone who was never mine? Why is it that I miss someone who I was never with?Sometimes it’s not worth holding on anymore.
I was the one who said things changed, but you were the one who showed me exactly how much they really did.
When your life falls apart, always remember that I will be the one who will stay to help you pick the pieces up and when the rest of the world walks out on you, remember not to close the door, because I am the one who will be walking in to help you through it all.
Just remember that your darkest hour is only 60 minutes.
If it’s meant to be…it will happen…
I don’t need to be wanted…I want to be needed.
Sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you.
It’s funny how the people you know me the least…have the most to say…
Ever notice the only guys we complain about are the ones we care about the most?
Alone? I’m beside you. Afraid? I’ll comfort you. Need a hug? My arms are yours. Hurt? You can cry on my shoulder, I don’t promise to solve your problems, but at least I’ll cry with you. Why? Simply because I care and love you.
Everything changes eventually, that’s just the way life is, and you have no control over it…like, suddenly people who you think are always going to be there…they disappear…you know, people die and move away…and they grow up. –Dawson’s Creek
When you feel your life ain’t worth living, you’ve got to stand up and take a look around you, then a look way up to the sky and when your deepest thoughts are broken, keep on dreaming’ cause when you stop dreaming’ it’s time to die.
Can it be that I’m not meant to play this part? Now I see that if I were truly to be myself, I would break my family’s heart.
Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don’t know? Some how I cannot hide who I am though I’ve tried. When will my reflection show who I am inside?
When you feel lonely, look to the sky and know that I am somewhere beneath that same sky, thinking of you and wishing you were here with me.
Everyone says to give up on you but they don’t see you like I do.
The worst thing to realize in life is that all good things must eventually come to an end.
When I do something right, no one ever remembers, when I do something wrong, no one ever forgets.
You have got a way with words; you got me smiling even when it hurts.
There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.
Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when the moment you can’t feel them under your fingertips and you miss them?
Too many of us stay walled up because we’re too afraid to care too much…for fear that the other person does not care as much, or at all.
You know the good thing about pain? It let’s you know your not dead.
The bad things in life open your eyes to the good things you weren’t paying attention to before.
All I want is for someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be okay. –the wedding singer
Sometimes the thing you are looking for is the only thing you can’t see.
Sometimes what you forget doesn’t bother you nearly as much as what you remember.
We talk like we know what’s going on, but we don’t. We don’t know anything. We’re young and we’re gonna screw up a lot. We’re gonna keep changing our minds and even sometimes our hearts. And through all that, it the only real thing we can offer each other is forgiveness.
Forget the times he walked by…forget the times he made you cry…forget the times he spoke your name-remember now you’re not the same…forget the times he held your hand…forget the sweet things if you can…forget the times and don’t pretend…remember know he’s just your friend.
Sometimes it hurts more to smile in front of everyone than to cry all alone.
There’s a smile on my face but I don’t know why its there…I put it on to try and satisfy all the people that don’t even care.
Inside my heart is breaking but my smile stays on.
Moving on is simple. It’s what you leave behind that’s so hard.
I’m not crying because he hurt me, I’m crying because I miss him.
You’d be surprised how often, if you knew, a joke, a song, a memory makes me think of you.
No matter how long I wait for you my wishes and dreams will never come true so the one thing left I can do is hold in my tears and forget about you.
Sometimes I wonder why words can mean nothing, and silence can mean everything.
When you think the world has turned its back on you, look again, you may have turned your back on the world.
Looking back now on better days, I realized that instead of doing all the things I said I would, I did all the things I said I wouldn’t.
I didn’t want to admit it; it was easier to lie, to hide the hurt and emptiness, to smile instead of cry.
You’re the vision of tomorrow, a ghost from yesterday, I’m not trying to let you take my breath away, you’re a summer’s breeze that comes and goes, but somehow lingers on, tell me how am I supposed to forget you, if you’re never really gone.
You gotta hurt in order to know-fall in order to grow-lose in order to gain-because most of life’s lessons-are learned because of pain.
No one looses faith in you; you just loose faith in yourselfI was too busy day dreaming to realize what wasn’t there.
Everything you have accomplished in life can be gone in a second.
One of the hardest things in life is figuring out which bridge to cross and which to burn.
I would rather me be lonely, and you have someone to hold…I’m not as scared of dying as I am of growing old.
Everyday heartaches grow a little stronger; I can’t take this pain much longer.
Tell me…have you ever been in a situation where the best thing you could do was the hardest thing you’ve ever done?
I’m sorry I can’t be perfect.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
In case you failed to notice, in case you failed to see, this is my heart bleeding before you, this is me down on my knees
I wish I had the strength to walk away from you, but I can’t because I know you won’t come after me.
If the only place we can be together is in my dreams, I wanna sleep forever.
Just because you’re lonely doesn’t mean you’re not loved.
My wish is not to mean everything to everyone, but to mean something to someone.
And most of all, I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you. –Dirty Dancing
Always have hope for the guy that turns around one last time when he walks away.
No matter what you do to me, I’m still here, for some odd reason, I stick around and put up with all your mood swings and unkind words.
I just let your comments roll off me into a puddle on the floor, I make up excuses why you didn’t call…try to think of all the answers.
I keep going back for more even though sometimes you push me away, I don’t’ know if I can do better, but do I really want to? You’re quick to push me down when all I want is to be brought up, when I walk out for good, when I really gain the strength I need…then maybe you will see, maybe you can look back and say, ‘wow…that girl really did love me’.
I never regretted telling you I liked you, the only regret I have is never hearing what you really thought of me.
Being friends with someone you rather are in love with is like being invited behind the barn to look at the stars and only looking at the stars.
I don’t think of you as a crush anymore…your more like a bad habit that I can’t shake.
Some people can’t believe in themselves until someone believes in them first.
I sit here crying not because I miss you but because I know I will never have a chance to hurt you like you hurt me.
When you finally realize that you didn’t matter at all to someone you begin to wonder if you matter to anyone.
I’m scared that I’m always going to be just someone’s friend or something like that but never quite somebody’s everything.
There’s a reason why I won’t tell you I like you, it’s because I doubt you feel the same way.
I’m sick of licking you I’m sick of dreaming about the chance with you I’m sick of you so why can’t I just get over you?
Sometimes I wish I could go back to the days when I was six and my biggest problem was what kind of dress to put on my Barbie or whether or not I had enough Lagos to build a fort.
You honestly think that just because you don’t like me in that way it will stop me from liking you?
You must not understand girls at all.
I can’t remember when I was so disappointed, except the time I found out that MMs really do melt in your hands.
Don’t judge me base upon how I used to be, I’ve changed, I’m no longer that little girl who’d do anything for you smile.
I hate when people ask if I’m okay…it’s just another reminder that I’m not.
The most beautiful smile is the one that gets through tears.
If you think you want to die, remember all of the things that make you smile…and live for those things
Missing you isn’t the hardest part. Knowing I once had you is what’s breaking my heart.
This time it’s over, I’m keeping my heart. I’m gonna be strong and not fall apart, I’ll get better, I’ll no longer cry. In a couple of weeks I won’t wanna die. I won’t wanna go back, I’ll be able to sleep; it won’t hurt so and won’t feel so deep.
Some people enter our lives, leave quickly and soon are forgotten. Others enter our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.
When you hate a person, you hate something that is part of yourself.
What isn’t in us doesn’t disturb us.You think that I might back down, I won’t, you think that I might have doubts, I don’t, and I’ve not no insecurities won’t you just let me be.
Sleep is a beautiful thing, it’s the only thing I have of escaping my reality.
Why can’t I wake up in the morning tomorrow and be like I don’t like him anymore and actually mean it…
It doesn’t make me cry knowing I don’t have you now…it makes me cry knowing I lost you…
The brightest future will always be base on a forgotten past, you can’t go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
I realize I’m in one of those stages where I’m mad at the world, I’m like daring the world to push me off a cliff…just to see if I can fly.
Missing someone feels like the earth crumbles beneath you—you’re falling with nothing to grab and it comes when you don’t expect it and it never stops coming.
I smile when I feel like crying, I act like I’m okay, when I’m falling apart inside and I let it go, I move on, because there’s nothing else I can do…
I’m gonna smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m gonna laugh so you don’t see me cry, I’m gonna let you go in style, and even if It kills me I’m gonna smile.
I’m still holding on, but I don’t know if there is anything left to hold onto.
Yesterday you asked my why I was crying I told you I didn’t know, but it was a lie the truth is you were holding her to keep her warm while I was freezing deep down inside.
Gotta keep going, gotta keep fighting, too much time wasted to look back and cry.
I smile because I have to, not because I want to. I laugh because I’m told to, not because I want to. I frown because I want to cry but try to keep it all inside. I wish I could just let it out but I can’t, that’s not what I’m all about. My feelings never show anymore because I don’t want them to. Every smile is a lie, every laugh is fake, all because I’m crying inside and don’t want my tears to show.
Not all scars show, not all wounds heal; sometimes you can’t always see the pain someone feels.
Sometimes you’re afraid to become a couple because you’re afraid of losing what you already have with that person. But life is all about risks and it requires you to jump.
Don’t be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have or could have had. No one waits forever.
Better laugh about nothing than cry about everything.
Nothing is more painful than realizing he meant everything to you and you meant nothing to him.
The hardest thing in life is letting go of what you thought was real.
He may be the only one who ever cared about me, but he’s also the only one who ever hurt me.
The hardest part about moving forward is not looking back.
Change is hard…you fight to hold on…yet you fight to let go.
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than yourself.
Today I learned teddy bears don’t solve problems, and tears don’t make the pain go away.
I wanna runaway, and never say goodbye, I wanna know the truth, instead of wondering why, I wanna know the answers, no more lies.
Some people are just not meant to be in your life.
I want to crawl into my dream world and stay there, so that the pain yesterday brought won’t carry on to tomorrow.
Life sucks when you think someone cares, but in the end it was all a lie.
Don’t lie to me; just tell me what really happened.
I just wanna be happy…is that too much to ask for?
I’ll cry you all a river, and build you all a bridge and do you all a favor and jump off it.
You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to things you don’t want to feel.
Tell me how we’re gonna make it last, you’re ready to fly I’m ready to crash.
The only guy a girl can rely on is her daddy…well we know that’s not true either.
You look at me and think she’s so happy, but there’s so much behind this little smile that you will never know.
Let me be angry…please. It’s the only way I can keep you from seeing how much I need you.
Don’t lead me on; don’t leave me confused, any girl would rather be alone than have her heart abused.
Let me ruin your life, let me break your heart, then I’ll ask you why we can’t be friends. Let me rip your world into little pieces, let me destroy who you thought you were, and then I’ll ask if we can be friends.
You know what; you should leave me for her. You should go out with anyone your heart desires, because eventually I know what will happen…see you’re gonna be with all those other girls, but none of those girls are gonna be like me, I’m different then all of them. You’re gonna realize that I’m the one you should be with and you’re gonna come back to me, so sure. Break my heart now, but I’m telling you, you’ll be back; you’ll be back when you realize that you left the one girl who was meant to be with you. But see the thing is, you just better hope the girl is still there after you’re with all these different girls.
Well, growing up stinks: not all kisses are magic, and most boys don’t live up to your expectations…but there are times when even love, romance, relationships…it all fits together perfectly, and its incredible, and it’s those moments, no matter how depressingly few and far between that making growing up worth it.
Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.
I’m afraid to close my eyes because I might think of you. I’m afraid to open them because I might see you. I’m afraid to move my lips because I might speak of you. I’m afraid to listen because I might hear my heart falling for you.
All I’m asking for is one night together. Just you and me, all alone, and if you can honestly say you don’t feel anything for me after that night, I will finally let you go.
Sometimes you don’t realize you care for someone, until they stop caring for you.
Life is full of romance, passion, and surprises but would mean nothing without the tears.
I lied my face off when I said that I would be okay. It’s never fine when you go away…
There aren’t enough hours in the night to dream about things being right.
Are you losing it when a simple song can make you wanna break down and cry?
I’m gonna smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything’s perfect, act like its not happening to me, and hope that everything’s just a dream.
end of part I
Doing Quiz 1
Sometimes we must learn in order to grow
Sometimes we must fail in order to gain
Sometimes we must try in order to know
But the hardest lessons are learned
through PAIN!!
I DONT BELIEVE IN ROMEOS & HEROES....
"The Sweet is never a sweet without the sour , and I know the sour ,which makes me appreciate the sweet"
If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1...
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2...
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3...
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4...
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5...
If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6...
If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7...
If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8...
If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...
Number 1
You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authoritive, famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people position,they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self confident people!
You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the localshop to the heart of the parliament because you are possitive and well tallented in numerous issues!! But in yourlife you will always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behaviour you will be hated by some people too...
Your family life is very cool,you will have a very nice partner & wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...
Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!
Number 2
No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. you are a person who day dream a lot, you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).
If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge
you can predict the situation.. You will become poets, writers, any artistic business people!
You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole family.If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!
Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!
Number 3
You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. so wherever you go always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitud! e then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!
Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!
Number 4
You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough wordpower..Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost)at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what to do.. So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing.. but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs. But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...
Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!
Number 5
You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by justchatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are aperson who does anything when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humour ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tendto go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!
Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!
Number 6
Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You dont care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or workwise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in
your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love. You are loveble by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kinda looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgement, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...
Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!
Number 7
You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life. Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!
Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!
Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say "this is what". You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others. Well..once you get married (which is often
late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and yo! u become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!
Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!
Number 9
Hey..you guys are the uncompatible people in the world. You are so strong, physically and mentally. You are often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life. But when you achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people a! lways trust you. Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children. Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.
Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2
Sometimes we must fail in order to gain
Sometimes we must try in order to know
But the hardest lessons are learned
through PAIN!!
I DONT BELIEVE IN ROMEOS & HEROES....
"The Sweet is never a sweet without the sour , and I know the sour ,which makes me appreciate the sweet"
If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1...
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2...
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3...
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4...
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5...
If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6...
If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7...
If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8...
If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...
Number 1
You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authoritive, famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people position,they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self confident people!
You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the localshop to the heart of the parliament because you are possitive and well tallented in numerous issues!! But in yourlife you will always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behaviour you will be hated by some people too...
Your family life is very cool,you will have a very nice partner & wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...
Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!
Number 2
No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. you are a person who day dream a lot, you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).
If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge
you can predict the situation.. You will become poets, writers, any artistic business people!
You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole family.If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!
Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!
Number 3
You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. so wherever you go always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitud! e then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!
Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!
Number 4
You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough wordpower..Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost)at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what to do.. So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing.. but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs. But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...
Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!
Number 5
You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by justchatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are aperson who does anything when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humour ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tendto go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!
Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!
Number 6
Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You dont care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or workwise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in
your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love. You are loveble by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kinda looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgement, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...
Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!
Number 7
You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life. Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!
Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!
Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say "this is what". You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others. Well..once you get married (which is often
late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and yo! u become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!
Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!
Number 9
Hey..you guys are the uncompatible people in the world. You are so strong, physically and mentally. You are often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life. But when you achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people a! lways trust you. Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children. Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.
Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2
Kumpul Resipi ..
R.A.Y.A = KUMPUL RESIPI + (IMPLEMENTASI | EKSPERIMENTASI)
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baru 2-3 hari posa arum bulak...ai dat stat plan nak molah kueh apa raya tok... sik over gilak ya kah?? sik la ooo..ompuan owez like dat...x normal pada pendapat ai mun sidaknya sik gago bercari resipi taim nak raya tok...mun molah kueh...maok nyaman2..sak org puji...ahakss.....naitla sikit saham....
tok antara senarai resepi yg ai plan nak molah raya tok...mun ktk org kebetulan maok molah kueh yg sama tapi sikda resepi...sila lah...cilok... ada g resipi dalam book...tok yg ai kumpul dkt net jak...
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KEK HATI PARI (original)
Bahan-bahan;
16oz mentega / 450g mentega,
10 biji telur
6 gelas gula kasar (2 gelas dibuat gula hangus)(gula ini dimasak tanpa air sehingga cair dan berwarna coklat)
9 gelas tepung gandum
2 sudu kecil bikabonate
2 sudu kecil baking powder
500g kismis (Digaul dengan sedikit tepung)
1 botol kecil browning sugar
pukul telur bersama dengan 4 gelas gula kasar sehingga kembang. kemudian ketepikan. Pukul mentega sehingga kembang. selepas itu satukan kedua dua adunan. Pukul adunan sehingga sebati. Masukkan browning sugar, baking powder dan bicabonate. Selepas itu masuk
2 gelas tepung gandum
2 gelas gula halus
10 Biji telur
1 ½ tin Susu Manis
1 ½ tin Sekaya ( tin kecil )
2 tin Nestle Cream ( kecil )
1 botol horlick ( kecil )
16oz mentega
2 botol gula hitam ( botol kecil )
2 sudu besar koko
2 senduk milo
2 sudu the esen vanilla
Pukul mentega dan gula hingga kembang . Masukkan telur satu persatu. Masukkan susu, Nestle Cream, dan kaya. Gaul rata-rata. Koko, Milo, tepung gandum dan horlick digaul sebati. Kemudian masukkan ke adunan tadi. Gaul rata-rata. Biarkan selama 45 minit. Barulah dikukus sehingga masak.
Bahan
10biji telur
16 oz mentega
1 tin susu manis
1 tin kecil milo
1 botol kecil horlick
1 gelas gula caster
2 gelas tepung roti marie
1 sudu teh vanilla.
pewarna kuning.
Caranya
1. Pukul mentega dengan gula hingga kembang. Kemudian masukkan telur sebiji sebiji dan pukul lagi hingga kembang.
2. Masukkan tepung roti sedikit-sedikit dan kacau rata dan kemudian masukkan susu manis dan vanila kacau lagi hingga rata.
3. Bagi adunan kepda 2 bahagian
Satu bahagian dicampur dengan milo.
Satu bahagian lagi dicampur dengan horlick dan warna kuning.
4. Kukuslah adunan milo dulu hingga masak bila masak angkat dan masukkan adunan horlick kukus lagi hingga masak. Buatlah begini sehingga habis.
10 Biji telur ayam
16 oz mentega
7 Gelas tepung gandum (5 gelas ajak engkah kmk... :~ mahani)
2 gelas gula kasar ( dimasak )
3 Gelas gula merah (kmk engkah sebungkus yg singgit lebey ya.. :~ mahani)
2 botol kecil gula hitam
2 keping coklat Cadbury (satu keping coklat yang besar-yg xda kacang :~ mahani)
2 sudu tea bicarbonate soda
1 kati kismis hitam (yg tok kmk pakei prune, nok dlm botol kertas ya...500g kmk rasa. blendkan sblm blen, potong kecik dolok..sik sendat blender :~ mahani)
1 botol horlick kecil (kmk pakei horlick coklat nok dlm bungkus ya... :~ mahani)
Mentega dipukul dengan gula merah dan gula hitam. Masukkan telur satu persatu.
Lepas itu , masuk horlick dan kacau hingga rata. Masukkan tepung gandum, bicarbonate, coklat ( yang sudah dipanaskan hingga hancur ).
Kemudian masukkan kismis dan masukkan juga gula kasar yang sudah dimasak.
Kuar rata-rata. Alaskan acuan dengan kertas minyak dan sapukan mentega.
Kemudian masukkan adunan tadi dan kukuslah hingga masak selama 8 jam.
Bahan – bahan
250 gm mentega
1 cawan gula kastor
1 biji telur
1/2 sudu teh esen vanila
3 cawan tepung gandum .........]
1/2 cawan tepung jagung ........]
1/2 cawan tepung naik sendiri...] ayak semua
1 s/k emplex [optional] ]
Badam yang sudah dibakar
Coklat masakan - cairkan cara double boiling.
Cara membuatnya
1. Pukul gula dan mentega hingga kembang.
2. Masukkan telur dan esen vanilla dan kacau/gaul rata.
3. Masukkan semua tepung sedikit demi sedikit dan gaul rata.
4. Ambil sebesar ibu jari dan leperkan.
5. Bubuh badam di tengah - tengah dan buatkan bentuk bujur.
6. Bakar dalam suhu 180 C sehingga masak .
7. Biar sejuk baru celupkan ke dalam coklat cair.
8. Sejukkan dahulu baru disimpan.
20 biji kuning telur
4 biji putih telur
16oz mentega
10oz tepung gandum@hongkong
10oz gula halus
2 sudu makan ovallete
1 tin kecil serikaya
4 sudu makan susu manis
2 paket santan krim
1 sudu teh esen vanilla
1 sudu makan pandan paste
pewarna hijau & kuning
Pukul mentega dan gula hingga kembang. Telur dipukul dengan vanilla sampai kembang dlm bekas lain. Campurkan kedua-dua adunan tadi dan gaul rata. Masukkan ovallete, tepung, susu, serikaya dan serbuk santan.
- Kuning
- Hijau – dibubuh pandan paste
- Warna asal – dilebihkan dari adunan 1 & 2 di atas untuk lapisan atas & bawah kek.
Masukkan warna kuning & hijau ke dalam botol sos plastik.
Bakar warna asal (adunan 3) sebanyak 5 sudu makan. Lapiskan 5 lapisan. Bila sudah masak, pancitkan adunan hijau & kuning berselang seli secara merencong. Bakar dan pancitkan lagi sehingga habis. Akhir sekali, masukkan adunan asal sebanyak 5 lapisan (5 sudu makan setiap lapisan). Bakar hingga masak dengan api atas bawah 150º - 170º
25 biji kuning telur
4 biji putih telur
350g gula halus
300g tepung hongkong
450g (12oz) mentega
½ tin susu manis
½ botol horlick (kecil)
1 sudu makan ovallete
pewarna kuning, hijau & coklat
Pukul mentega hingga putih. Pukul telur,gula & ovallete sampai kembang (bekas lain).
Masukkan susu & horlick. Kemudian masukkan ke dalam adunan mentega tadi.
Bahagikan kepada 3 bahagian : kuning, hijau & coklat.
Cara Melapis :
Bakar 5 sudu makan warna coklat dahulu. Bila sudah masak, tekan dengan menggunakan acuan zig zag. Kemudian lapis lagi dengan 5 sudu makan warna hijau. Seterusnya lapis dengan 5 sudu makan warna kuning. Setiap lapisan ditekan dengan acuan zig zag apabila sudah masak kecuali lapisan akhir sekali.
Bahan-bahan
454 gm mentega
10 biji telur
2 gelas tepung gandum
3 gelas gula kasar ( 1 gelas dijadikan gula hangus)
1 Kati kismis hitam/ buah prunne ( Di kisar halus bersama 1 gelas air )
1 tin susu pekat manis
1 sudu besar browning
1 sudu teh vanilla
Cara Membuat
Pukul gula bersama mentega hingga kembang.
Masukkan telur satu persatu dan pukul hingga sebati.
Masukkan susu pekat manis , vanilla dan kacau hingga sebati.
Masukkan gula hangus dan browning.
Seterusnya masukkan kismis/prunne yang dikisar dan kacau hingga sebati.
Masukkan tepung sedikit-sedikit dan kacau hingga sebati.
Masukkan kedalam acuan dan kukuslah selama 8 jam.
Bahan-bahan
10 biji telur (asing kan merah n putihnyer)
320 gula castor
350gm butter
1/2 tin kecil susu pekat manis
280gm biskut marie (mesin halus jadi serbuk)}
1 sdt baking powder } campurkan bersama
1 sdt esen vanila
1 sdb (penuh) ovallete
kepingan haw par flakes (lebih kurang 20 bungkus)
cara:-
1. griskan acuan empat segi dgn butter pastu tabur tepung. panaskan oven 180
2. pukul putih telur (guna mesin) sampai kembang betul2 n putih.
masukkan gula sedikit demi sedikit sambil dipukul sebati.
3. kenudian masukkan kuning telur sedikit demi sedikit jugak sampai habis. pastu tu masukkan ovallete dan mix the adunan.ketepikan.
4. dlm mangkuk yang lain pukul butter n susu sampai sebati dan agak putih.
masukkan esen vanilla.kacau lagi.
masukkan adunan butter kedalam adunan telur n mix well...kira sebatikan la...
5. lastly boh biskut yg telah dicampur ngan baking powder dan mix lagi.
6. bahagi kan adunan kepada 2. satu taruk kaler ijau lagi satu taruk kaler kuning.
7. memula senduk (1 senduk je) adunan kuning kedalam acuan. ratakan. susun haw par flakesbakar dgn api atas n bawah samapi kuning atau masak le
8. tukarkan api oven tu kepada atas shj. keluarkan kek, masukkan pulak adunan ijau sesenduk (x payah susun haw par flakes). bakar sampai coklat/kuning/masak.
9. ulang semula sampai aduan habis. utk lapisan yg akhir. bakar ngan api atas n bawah.
10. kuarkan dr oven..sejukkan sebentar. pastu leh la kurkan dr acuan. potong ikut suka n hidangkan la kepada family anda.
Bahan-bahan
10 biji telur
1/2 tin kecil susu manis
2 sudu teh vanilla
3 1/2 gelas Nestum (family cereal)
2 botol kecil pandan paste
1 gelas tepung almond or tepung kacang gajus
satu botol kecik jem epal or mixed fruit
16 oz mentega
3/4 gelas gula halus
cara membuatnya
1.Pukul mentega dengan gula hingga kembang dan putih.
kemudian masukkan telur satu persatu hingga habis dan pukul rata. lepas tu, masukkan pewarna, susu, vanilla, jem dan gaulkan hingga sebati.
2.Akhir sekali, masukkan nestum dan tepung gajus.
3.kukus hingga masak
Bahan-bahan:
16oz mentega
10 biji telur
1 gelas tepung gandum
1 gelas gula
1 gelas horlick
1 gelas milo
1 tin kecil sri kaya
1/2 tin susu pekat
50gm coklat masakan
1 botol kecil browning sugar
sepeket santan serbuk
1 sudu esen vanilla
cara membuat:-
1. pukul mentega dan gula sehingga sebati
2. kemudian masukkan telur satu persatu
3. selepas itu masukkan tepung, horlick, sri kaya, santan peket, susu pekat
dan esen vanilla
4. bila adunan sudah rata bahagikan kepada dua bahagian, satu bahagian
dibahagikan kepada 2 untuk lapisan atas dan lapisan bawah kek.
5. Adunan yang kedua dicampurkan dengan coklat masakan yang
telah dicairkan, browning sugar dan milo.
6. Panaskan oven dan masukkan lapisan pertama iaitu lapisan bawah kek, ikut
berapa sudu yang dikehendaki.mulakan dengan api atas bawah dan bila
lapisan tersebut agak masak guna api atas sahaja,untuk lapisan seterusnya
gunakan api atas sahaja. bakar kekuningan dan habiskan adunan lapisan
bawah tadi.
7. bila lapisan bawah sudah selesai buat lapisan tengah nya pula iaitu adunan
kedua tadi lapis seperti tadi sehingga habis adunan.
8. selepas itu tutup lapisan tengah tadi dgn adunan lapisan atas sehingga
habis.
Bahan-bahan
1 buku butter
10 biji telur (asing putih dan telur)
2 1/2 cawan gula castor/halus
1 cawan susu pekat manis
3 1/2 cawan tepung biskut cream cracker [mesin halus]
1 sudu kecil esen vanila
1 sudu kecil baking powder
Pewarna (merah/hijau/kuning)
Asam / haw flakes
Cara membuatnya
1. Pukul putih telur dan gula sampai kembang, ketepikan.
2. Pukul kuning telur dan butter. masukkan susu pekat, esen dan baking powder dan tepung biskut soda.
3. Masukkan adunan putih telur tadi ke dalam adunan yang kedua tadi, gaul hingga rata.
4. Bahagi kepada beberapa bahagian mengikut jumlah warna atau lapis yang dinginkan.
5. Kukus lapisan pertama, setelah masak kukus lapisan kedua dan susunkan asam manis/haw flakes di atasnya dan seterusnya hingga habis.
10 biji telur ayam
1 tin kaya pandan (400g)-mun jenis biasa pun bole juak
1 tin susu manis (pendek punya)
1 botol kecil horlick
1 1/2 gelas tepung gandum
12 aun mentega
2 sudu makan gula halus
pasta pandan - mun botol besar sebotol,
1 sudu makan browning sugar
1 sudu makan pewarna hijau
1)pukul mentega hingga putih, masukkan susu, kaya pandan, horlick dan tepung.
2)Telur dipukul hingga sebati (sehingga putih, dalam bekas lain, asingkan dari bahan di 1)
3)masukkan bahan 2 ke dalam 1, kacau hingga sebati
4)selepas itu, masukkan pasta pandan, browning sugar dan pewarna hijau satu persatu, kacau hingga sebati.
selepas itu kukus selama 1 1/2 jam atau lebih. Untuk mengelakkan air dari masuk ke dalam aduanan semasa mengukus, tutup adunan dengan kertas aluminium semasa mengukus.
½ kg tepung gandum
10 biji bawang merah
5 tangkai cili kering
3 sudu besar udang kering(goreng tanpa minyak)
1 sudu kecil jintan manis
½ sudu kecil j.putih
3 sudu besar marjerin
3 tangkai daun bawang & 1 tangkai d.ketumbar
sedikit air garam & daun kari Cara: - Bawang ,cili,udang ,jintan ditumbuk halus .
- Masukkan bahan tumbuk ,marjerin ,daun bwg d.ketumbar & air garam ke dalam tepung.
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- Bahagikan kepada beb. doh &canai nipis(tabur sedikit tepung)
- Bakar sekejap & potong memanjang lalu digunting halus.
Cadangan Hidangan: Goreng menggunakan minyak yang banyak &masukkan d.kari.
Tambahan: Jika mahu rapuh boleh ditambah sebiji telur.
Bahan-Bahan: 4 cawan tepung gandum
4 cawan udang kering
1 sudu ketumbar
½ biji kelapa
4 cawan minyak 3 biji bawang merah
1 sudu jintan manis
1 sudu jintah putih
2 sudu lada sulah
Sedikit garam dan ajinomoto Cara: Semua bahan di tumbuk halus kemudian di gaul dengan tepung. Panaskan minyak anggaran 2 cawan, kemudian gaulkan dengan tepung hingga rata. Masukkan santan kemudian uli sampai lembut dan tekan ke atas acuan kemudian gorengkan hingga masak dan kuning.
Kuih Siput 
Bahan-Bahan:
1kg tepung gandum
300gm tepung ubi
2 biji telur
1 sudu makan cili boh
5 sudu makan serbuk kari 1 senduk margerin (dicairkan dlm periuk)
Daun kari (dihiris halus, lagi banyak lagi sedap)
garam secukup rasa
ajinomoto penambah perisa Cara: Masukan kesemua bahan tadi kecuali margerin, gaul hingga semuanya sebati, kemudian masukan margerin tadi, uli hingga ianya menjadi doh yang lembut.
Cubit sedikit dan gelekan pada acuan kuih siput hingga terbentuk seperti siput, buat hingga tepung habis.
Panaskan minyak dan goreng hingga kuning. Cadangan Hidangan: Anggaran dalam 1 1/2kg jika ditimbang.
Bahan:
500gm tepung kanji (aka tepung ubi kayu)
600 – 800 gm tepung gandum (sampai boleh dicanai)
16 oz ghee (1 tin ghee yg kecik) -448gm
12 oz gula aising (1 oz = 28 gm) – 336gm
1 sudu teh soda bikarbonat
Susu Nespray – atau mana2 susu yg sedaplah, kalau susu yg ada honey pun sedap kot. Roz guna susu Nespray utk budak besar, tak tau lah pulak apa rasanya kalau guna susu formula anak ek.
Cara Menyediakannya:
1. Ayak tepung kanji, tepung gandum dan soda bikarbonat. Ketepikan.
2. Pukul ghee dan gula halus hingga sebati.
3. Masukkan campuran tepung sedikit demi sedikit dan gaulkan hingga tepung hingga sebati. Kalau adunan masih tak boleh dicanai dan terap, tambahkan tepung gandum sikit-sikit dan uli hinggalah adunan boleh dicanai.
4. Canai alas plastik, terap dan bakar dengan api sederhana (oven kita yg pakai nombor 1 hingga 5, kita pakai between 3 & 4 dan bakar dalam 10 min, kalau oven yg lain tu, agak2lah ek...tak leh nak nolong)
5. Bila dah masak sira dengan susu Nespray. Biskut ni bila dah masak jadi putih, tak yah bakar sampai kekuningan.
Bahan:
300gr tepung sagu (sagu tani)
2 lbr daun pandan
100 gr margarine
50gr mentega (butter)
150gr gula halus
1 btr kuning telur
100gr keju edam, parut (Sila lihat nota kaki di bawah untuk penerangan)
50ml santan kental Misal kara (santan kotak)
Cara membuat:
- Sangrai tepung sagu dan daun pandan dengan api kecil hingga daun pandan kering. Angkat,dinginkan.
- Kocok margarine dan mentega hingga putih dan lembut masukkan gula, kocok rata, tambahkan kuning telur, kocok rata.
- Campur tepung sagu dan keju parut, tuang bertahap kedalam adonan mentega, aduk rata. Tambahkan santan, aduk lagi hingga rata.
- Masukkan adonan kedalam plastik conthong (segitiga), kasih spuit bintang, semprotkan kedalam loyang tipis yg sudah dioles mentega dan ditabur tepung. (Guna nozzle bintang, masukkan adunan dalam piping bag dan picit adunan atas loyang yang disapu mentega)
- Oven selama lk. 40menit....(ingat kenali oven masing-masing, wkt dan suhu yg diperlukan, selalu lakukan test) (lk. tu maknanya lebih kurang)
Nota Kaki Chetam 1:
Apa itu keju edam?
Keju Belanda ini termasuk jenis keras dengan kandungan lemak 40 persen. Biasanya keju edam yang dibuat untuk ekspor, dikemas dalam kemasan lilin. Teksturnya cukup elastis sementara keharumannya cukup tajam. Keju edam di Indonesia sangat terkenal, sering digunakan untuk membuat kue kering keju (kaastengel), makaroni, atau penganan lain yang membutuhkan keharuman keju yang agak menyengat.
Nota Kaki Chetam 2:
Keju Edam tu ada yang ganti ngan keju cheddar
Bahan-bahan
125 gm butter
125 gm majerin
70 gm gula halus
1 biji kuning telur
1 s/k esen vanilla
350 gm tepung gandum
50 gm tepung jagung
Jem Nenas..boleh dibeli dikedai bahan kueh/kek
atau..
1 biji nenas ] blend dan masak sampai pekat baru + gula
1/2 cawan air ]
1 cawan gula
Bahan Glaze/pengilat
2 kuning telur
2 s/kecil air
pewarna kuning
1. Gaulkan butter,majerin dan gula supaya rata.
2. Masukkan kuning telur dan esen vanilla dan gaul sehingga rata.
3. Masukkan tepung gandum dan tepung jagung yg telah diayakkan.
4. Gaulkan sehingga rata dan sebati.
5. Gunakan acuan Nestar dan pamkan adunan.
6. Kepalkan jem nenas sebesar biji kurma.
7. Letakkanjem nenas diatas adunan dan gulungkan.
8. Masukkan adunan biskut dalam acuan kertas.
9. Sapukan dengan bahan glaze tadi.
10. Bakar dalam oven suhu 180'C sehingga kuning keemasan atau masak dalam 20 minit.
11. Bila telah masak, sejukkan dan simpan dalam bekas kedap udara.
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